You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.
ok mom if you’re going to scream my name the least you could fucking do is respond to me when i say “WHAT” 20 times
This gif always makes me stop. How did this man gain so much backward momentum? What kind of shoes is he wearing? I have so many questions
Welp… college tomorrow. O.O
Let’s see how this goes!
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE FACE AL HAS EVER MADE
Have you seen this one?
Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
Orange is the New Black | Best of Season 2 (Part 1)
"There’s a cure?!" asked the girl that kills everything she touches.
"Hey shut up we’re perf" replied the girl that makes clouds.
For real though. Storm has stopped an entire tsunami before. “Makes clouds my ass” she can conjure lightning and tornadoes and is revered as a god in her tribe. She literally changes atmospheric pressure and that’s how she flies. So fuck you. Storm is flawless.
I think you missed the part where the GIRL WHO KILLS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES wants to NOT KILL EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES and everyone dismisses her incredible misfortune just because the lady who is the AVATAR OF THE STORM won the fucking SUPERPOWER LOTTERY